What’s the name of that movie that stars Dwayne Johnson and like that one chick that I can never remember the name of and they’re like kids but they’re aliens
race to something mountain??? i think?:!;‘fm
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
I scrolled passed then I felt guilty
Same.

New family friendly swears
•Sweet apple tarts
•oh my bumblebees
•holy honeydew
•strawberry jam it
•you limp cactus
•snesus snist (snail Jesus snake Christ)
i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing








