neoperks:

What’s the name of that movie that stars Dwayne Johnson and like that one chick that I can never remember the name of and they’re like kids but they’re aliens 

race to something mountain??? i think?:!;‘fm

daisyzcrown:

lascivuus:

nesgadol:

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

Same.

New family friendly swears

orange-bird-dave:

•Sweet apple tarts
•oh my bumblebees
•holy honeydew
•strawberry jam it
•you limp cactus
•snesus snist (snail Jesus snake Christ)

voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing